Dear france

We will trade you our toilet technology for your hide a bed technology.
Dear switzerland,
Let me get this straight. I can buy a loaf of bread and a hunk of cheese for five francs, but if I want someone to melt the cheese, put it in a pot and give me a tiny fork to dip the bread in the cheese it costs 84 francs. What am I missing?
Dear america,
A mattress doesn’t have to be 18 inches thick to be comfortable.

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